Enter the Say What?!? Safe Sex Story Contest

Has your school counselor ever awkwardly cornered you in the hallway to give you some unnecessary and unwanted advice on using rubbers? Ever have an ill-advised cousin tell you the way to prevent pregnancy is by standing on your head while simultaneously chugging a Mountain Dew? If so, you may very well be on your way to winning the Say What?!? contest being held by Funny Or Die, ISIS, MTV and SayNow.

To enter, all you are required to do is to recall the worst or best sex advice an adult has ever given you from the disturbingly far-fetched to the elegantly poignant to the hysterically hilarious. Simply call (310)736-6760 and leave a recording of your story and you could win a trip to Los Angeles where you can participate in a Funny or Die sketch. Whichever story makes the judges go, “Say what?!?” will win the contest. The winner will be announced on www.sextech.org on February 12th. Entries will be accepted up until 11:30am PT on that day, so you have a week to fine-tune your story. The video of the winning story will be shown on February 26th in San Francisco. For complete rules and submission guidelines, visit www.saywhatcontest.org. To see examples of the types of hilarious videos being submitted, go to funnyordie.com.